fredag den 15. februar 2013

Introduction




Hi! (I spent the whole evening pondering about what word I should start this out with, and this is what I end up with!?)

Okay so, Who am I? I guess that’s essential to any blog. That’s a good place to start right? Sorry… never read a blog, never seen a blog, and never even been on twitter, so I’m inexperienced...
I have many (user)names: The Ravens Eye (the one I’m currently using), Church16413 (the one with all the youtube crap on it (gonna discuss that later)) and Skaven10 (the one I use with Xbox and most games).

*looks at blackboard and counts* 3? Ooookay… guess I didn’t have as many names as I thought. But nevertheless: Who am I? Guess Otaku is a good word to describe who I am but seeing as most of you might not know that word let me explain in the usual boring manner:

My name is Casper. I live in Esbjerg which is a pretty large city in Denmark. Actually it’s the 5th biggest city in the entire country of Denmark, but seeing as Denmark is pretty friggin’ small I guess that doesn’t say a lot to an American. My father is from Norway and works as an… uhm…

*guy comes in from the side and whispers something in Casper’s ear*

What?! I don’t even know how to spell that! Okay whatever… My dad is the CEO for some doctor substituting hoodle doodle, called Vikteam and just for good measure I’m damned proud of him, but I’ll discuss that part later on. My mother is a teacher on one of the gymnasiums in Esbjerg and is my mother… Yeah… I mean… have YOU ever seen a 15 year old kid say his mother is cool? No? Neither have I. And if I ever see one, I will report his parents to the police for child abuse. Joke aside though I just gave up vital information. If you haven’t guessed it, it was that I am 15 years old. Yeah, I know, I’m just another kid. But if the fact that I am 15 years old bothers you then I suggest you leave the blog. NOW!

Still here? GREAT! Then I guess I can move onto who I actually am (and not who my parents are…). I’m not just your average kid actually. I am right now (at the age of 15) 2 meters tall, and using size 50 for shoes. And of course this is the time that I tell you all my boring ordinary hobbies: For starters I play the guitar, I play basketball and I sing in a Church Choir (yeah, yeah, I know… protestant choirs aren’t as common as Catholic Choirs, but that doesn’t mean we are worse right?). But apart from these normal hobbies I do EVERYTHING gaming related, that is shunned by our current society. The Xbox at my house, I can assure you, is almost never cold. Either I use it, or my little 4 year old brother is hammering away on it. My pc is filled with games for adult ages (I meant first person shooters you pervert…) and our so called fitness room (or as some would call it: our ground level basement) is actually just a facade for people to believe that we work out in there. Taking a closer look at it would reveal the massive amount of tabletop figures I have. Warhammer 40.000 for over 2.000$ have made their home here and get used almost every day of the week where I’m not working or going to one of my other activities. And last of all I have my little Anime fetish. No, not a sexual fetish… Get off my back… just watching regular stuff like… uhm… Highschool DxD? Go find out what it is yourself... Search Google. (just put in episode 1 subbed behind it… you’ll figure out the horro… did I say horror? I meant pleasure with which I have been blessed. Now go!)

Speaking of all my activities in the dark, and how much I enjoy them, there have unfortunately also been a slight drawback to the way I have been living. For several years I really didn’t do much and therefore I have started suffering from anxiety… So, on the outside I keep holding up a façade, which portraits me as a guy that knows his stuff. Though every morning, prior to stuff like tests, and sports events for basketball, I suffer from extreme diarrhea (hey! That’s not funny! Leave me alone T.T) and spewing. When I’m done on the toilet though it usually goes away. Same goes for when I get up on the school (or wherever I’m supposed to go at the moment). If there actually seems to be people willing to look at this blog I’ll discuss it further, but I think the introduction is over.

So what is this blog going to be about? What can I offer you of events that others can’t? Nothing much I guess… Most entries here will be essay-like (Danish essay-like, which means I’ll put up my opinion and stuff like that) and will mostly be about what it’s like to be different, both in height and in mind. Though there isn’t any real bullying in my class so if you’re looking for that kind of material I think I’ll have to disappoint you.

Guess that’s the intro. Enjoy your stay here ^^

The Ravens Eye

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